To: The guy that likes my posts once every few months to seem like he doesn’t care about me, but also to remind me that he exists so I won’t forget about HIM.

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Hey there,

I saw that you liked one of my posts again, you bastard.

How long has it been since you last did that, a month maybe? I don’t really understand what’s going on…